Sumiko’s Amazingly Random Quotes

~ "Do not mix a Sith and a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster."
~ Sumiko

~ "Hydrochloric acid!" "Hydrochloric acid!"
~ Sumiko

~ "I’m in touch with my inner Barbie."
~ Serapi’s Mom

~ "I wanna be buried with all my organs, dagonit!"
~ Pug Fugley

~ "It’s ok, Robert, they have self help programs for that."
~ Lady Wanda

~ "I can eat table salt!"
~ Grimace

~ "I need a bigger stick!"
~ A common teacher figure

~ "I think I’m just gonna get a bunch of hypnosis tapes."
~ Serapi, in reference to studying for an upcoming bio test

~ " My locker is a wellspring of crap."
~ Sumiko

~ "My locker is the hub of western civilization."
~ Serapi in response to above quote

~ "77? Good Lord that’s a lot of ‘lectrons!"
~ Grimace

~ "Polonium? Is that Ralph Lauren’s element or something?"
~ Chief

~ "...When two atoms of the same species joined"
~ A common teacher figure

~ " Are you suggesting we sink West Virginia?"
~ Serapi

~ " We’re gonna have to dig a big ditch all the way through Virginia!"
~ Unreal slim shady in response to above

~ " Next thing you know, they have state trooper on windshield."
~ Hallway Guy

~ " Wouldn’t that make the headlines? Senator Stuffed in Urinal."
~ Hallway Guy

~ " Oh boy, a U turn!"
~ Da lovable Senior

~ " Ok, new name for the freshman. They are now known as Stompworthies."
~ Serapi

~ "I’m a command-line commando!"
~ Polite Male Junior

~ "Oh no, we got a clinically depressed microscope!"
~ Serapi

~ "Are you trying to steal bio lab apparatus? Shame on you!"
~ Tabby Cat

~ "Look how pretty I made the Krebs Cycle!"
~ Sumiko

~ "I have two history books, if you want one of them."
~ Chief

~ "Lighting people on fire doesn’t burn."
~ The Anti-Lemming

~ "Take your ten dollars and put my wallet back."
~ Serapi’s Father

~ "I just broke the manilla envelope."
~ Sumiko

~ " Mut mur! Reggie Reggie! Heh heh!"
~ The Anti-Lemming

~ "Don’t be like a cow; be a hero."
~ Grimace

~ "Is it me or does [our teacher] look like a meerkat?"
~ Sumiko

~ "Ok, I’m gonna bite the bunny’s ear off now, ok?"
"Ok."
"Mmmmmm... crunchy!!!"
~ Conversation between Sumiko and Serapi, Sumiko first and third to speak.

~ "I have a hat. And you do not. And you are a turtle."
~ Chief

~ "Oh, you just got Bastet all over To Kill a Mockingbird."
~ Serapi

~ "Oh, it’s South Floyd’s honor choir!"
~ Sumiko speaking about the badly sung church chorus on Moby Dick

~ "I don’t bite, I beg."
~ Doobie Doo

~ "I like saw this thing in this store and it was cool."
~ Lady Nightmare

~ "Why can we only have three bags?"
"Because we have to have two nuts per bag!"
~ Scientific Blonde and class

~ "Man, this stuff’s makin’ my tongue raw."
~ a texan town

~ "I have a very sharp object now."
~ Sumiko

~ "Less door, but more mirror."
~ Sumiko

~ "Later he was buried in the sand by a large cat."
~Serapi

"I can clean the outside of the refrigerator with window cleaner if I want to!"
~ Sumiko

"There’s elk in my leaf lettuce."
~ Anon.

"Wanna see me and Serapi fight kung-fu style?"
"No, gimme cookie!"
~a brief exchange between Serapi’s youngest sister and Serapi

"It's black and shapes and gray and purple."
~ Serapi

"Open says me now, bitch!"
~ Clawed one

"The house has a roof."
~ Sumiko

"He’s done many things memorable, but I’ve forgotten most of them."
~ Serapi

"Who said that?"
"It’s just the little person that my friend keeps in the box."
~ Critter and Sumiko

"It’s round and covered in chocolate and you eat it."
~ Sumiko

" I’m going to go to Skywalker Ranch and sit on the fence."
~ Sumiko

" The diffenbachia is just sitting on the floor being diffenbachia."
~ Sumiko

"Stick your finger in there, [Sumi]."
"No."
"Please?"
~ exchange between Sumiko and Mr. Lost about a window.